Food Review - Mad Jack @ Nex Mall

Woohooo. Life is never a bed of roses. So time for a bad review!!!

Frankly. I've never had such lousy burgers. Either that or just refrain from eating at a newly opened mall to avoid bad food and service.

I wonder how is it possible to make such horrible tasting burgers which is just meat kiap between 2 pieces of bread laden with butter, cheese and mayo.

Well. It is.

hmm..where shall I start. We each ordered a chicken and beef blue mountain burger which was supposedly chef's recommendation. Blue Mountain coz it had 3 patties of meat in each burger. We were deliberating whether to order the normal single patty or try this mountain burger. Through 1 bad decision, we ended up not just one but three inedible pieces of perishables. Sorry...i can't call them meat.

~ still quite excited about our food before tasting it. Looks can be deceiving.~

1) We saw our one burger going round in circles coz the waiter couldn't find our table. By the time it reached us, it was pretty cold.

2) We asked Waiter 1 if it was chicken or beef. He said beef. So Sharon took it. Then I realised that there was no fries on the plate and informed the waiter. He came back with fries...cold soggy fries.

~ my mock chicken burger which I left almost untouched. Soggy fries behind. ~

3) Waiter 2 served the 2nd burger. I asked if it was chicken coz the color was so dark. He said it was beef. ?! and I pointed to sharon's burger n asked if hers was beef too. Waiter 2 replied sharon's burger was chicken and so I exchanged with sharon.

4) I cut it open and it was OBVIOUSLY beef..so actually, both burgers were beef.

5) He apologised and made a quick service recovery by serving us another plate of unevenly fried fries.

6) My "chicken" burger finally made its way to the table and upon tasting it, it had ZERO taste of meat. It tasted like mock chicken made up of shredded carrot and tasteless minced paste.

7) Sharon who eat to live actually felt that it was the worst beef she has ever eaten. We tried to resolve our problem by murdering the food with wallops of chilli and mayo.

~ murder scene~

8) I asked the waiter 2 if it was mock meat we are eating. He assured that it was real chicken. The reason we made this guess was because we saw "mock chicken burger" on the menu. And Sharon also feedback that her beef was really horrible. To our disgust, he pointed excitedly at sharon's burger and exclaimed that THAT unpalatable burger is in fact his FAVE burger.

I said NEH MIND NEH MIND. Treat it as we paid $15 to buy a story to tell and for the laughter we had joking about our burgers.