Thursday, October 29, 2009

Why M cannot live without W


There are many reasons why Men cannot live without Women. A typical example happened today.
A bunch of W were out doing a bit of shopping after lunch. We bumped into grumpy looking M. He pointed to his new leather shoes and showed W his gross blistered heels all bandaged in plasters. M was going to the pharmacy to see if there's any medication to treat his blisters. Treat blisters?! There's no such thing as treating blisters. W opened their eyes wide and immediately ordered him to go and get a pair of slippers. M was stubborn and refused and said it's okay, never mind la, no need la, I checked just now but no size, no need check other place la, it's okay, go back office first....... and limped away, gritting his teeth in pain.
W walked him to the nearest watsons and stood there picking out the slippers one by one to check on the sizes, leaving no slippers unturned, 5W dug all the way to those which were hung right behind. Size 12. Bingo.
Who says no size?! M frowned again as he wore back his freaky shoes when he brought the slippers in to pay. W stared in horror and ordered him to wear his slippers immediately and assured him that he just have to inform the cashier.
Minutes later, W witnessed M floating out of the shop, his grin from one ear to the other.

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