Monday, December 01, 2008

They have KPIs to meet too

read about the mumbai news.. yup. for once i'm updated with news. that's coz my bro was dictating the incident out aloud from the living room after he read the papers.

"She was loved by everyone". That was how the new paper described the unfortunate lawyer who was one of the victims. It's not difficult to notice that most of the innocent victims of unfortunate events are usually nice, studious, and well liked by all.

Good peeps die young? Nice people finish last. Maybe these phrases exist for a reason.

Was just crapping with OC gang that perhaps terroists are probably stressed like us and have KPIs to meet which would contribute to their yearly performance appraisal and bonus. Egs of their KPIs would be the height of the buildings they bring down, the number of casualties, the range of the nationalities of the victims, the amount of media and news coverage they get ..etc. For those who fail to meet the KPIs, they would be the next in line to be sacrificed in their next operation.

They obviously have too much time on hand. They should take up hobbies like collecting stamps, play online scrabble, or sing ktv.

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